Archive for August, 2009

Omeglenation

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from
You: australia
You: you?
Stranger: Chinese
Stranger: I’m Chinese
Stranger: I think there are lots of chinese in australia, is it right?
You: about 5% of the population
Stranger: It’s a large figure
You: yeah it’s fairly large
Stranger: and are you local?
You: local?
You: im from sydney
Stranger: It’s a big and beautiful city
You: that it is, have you ever been?
Stranger: No I haven’t
Stranger: but I want to very much
Stranger: :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: :)
You: where in china are you from?
Stranger: Chongqing,
Stranger: have you heard of it?
You: not really, but australians only know about european countries
You: though we know more than americans
Stranger: ha
Stranger: but china is more famous than before
Stranger: because its ecnomy and policy
You: how so?
Stranger: what do you think of china?
You: it’s huge
You: everyone there is an opressed peasent
You: most people are over 40
Stranger: yes it is
You: you have the worst pollution on earth
You: but
You: i love asian women
You: and i love chinese food
Stranger: ……….
You: also, you execute people for crimes of theft over $10,000
You: and you sell their organs to america
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Omeglemania

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009
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You: hi
Stranger: h
Stranger: oops
Stranger: LOL
You: hoops are cool
You: let’s talk about that
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hoops hoops
Stranger: hoops hoops hoops
You: hoops^6
You: i beat you at hoops
You: :D
Stranger: my game is whack
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You: hey
You: sup daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawg?
Stranger: I have a small penisdick.
You: i have a red car
You: why do you have a small penisdick?
Stranger: FUCK YOUR RED CAR
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 435/sdgfsfg/argfsethstjhsrjty
You: satisfied? now fuck off
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Stranger: yo bitch
You: sup nigga?
You: how’s life?
Stranger: good babe
Stranger: you?
You: pretty fucking sweet at the mo mo, where you from roller?
Stranger: yo mommas house
Stranger: shnap
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