Crack Smoking Ducks http://cracksmokingducks.com An Blog Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:45:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 My PGP Public Key http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=23 http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=23#comments Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:45:36 +0000 admin http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=23 Encrypt some things to me sometime.

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]]> http://cracksmokingducks.com/?feed=rss2&p=23 0 Stop The Filter http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=22 http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=22#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:53:30 +0000 admin http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=22
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]]> http://cracksmokingducks.com/?feed=rss2&p=22 0 Shaving FFFFUUUUU http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=18 http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=18#comments Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:11:58 +0000 admin http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=18

]]> http://cracksmokingducks.com/?feed=rss2&p=18 608 Trolling Is a Art, and a Art Worth Your Learning http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=15 http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=15#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:31:51 +0000 admin http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=15 #log { padding: 1em; } .youmsg .msgsource { color: blue; font-weight: bold; } .strangermsg .msgsource { color: red; font-weight: bold; } .statuslog { color: #555; font-size: 0.9em; font-weight: bold; } .logitem { padding-bottom: 0.5em; }
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hi, australian?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: no
Stranger: I got to tell you something
You: ?
Stranger: I’m going to suicide in like 10 minutes, your the last person who I’m talking to
You: cool
You: where are you?
Stranger: And i’m going to my school first and shoot all my classmates
You: make sure you bring armour and explosves
You: fuck them up
Stranger: where can i get those? :o
Stranger: i got no money, and it is illegal here
You: pipe bomb stuff all over the internet i heard
You: where do you live?
Stranger: Australia
Stranger: your going to hear about me in tomorrows news
You: ha for real, me too
You: cool
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Simon
You: last name?
You: how old are you simon? im 26
You: hello?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
]]> http://cracksmokingducks.com/?feed=rss2&p=15 0 Hilarious T-Shirts I Didn’t Design (’cept one, sorta) http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=12 http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=12#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:26:43 +0000 admin http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=12 http://www.redbubble.com/people/selecko/t-shirts/3744818-2-sabrina <– my suggestion :D
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]]> http://cracksmokingducks.com/?feed=rss2&p=12 1 Omeglenation http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=9 http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=9#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:24:11 +0000 admin http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=9 #log { padding: 1em; } .youmsg .msgsource { color: blue; font-weight: bold; } .strangermsg .msgsource { color: red; font-weight: bold; } .statuslog { color: #555; font-size: 0.9em; font-weight: bold; } .logitem { padding-bottom: 0.5em; }
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from
You: australia
You: you?
Stranger: Chinese
Stranger: I’m Chinese
Stranger: I think there are lots of chinese in australia, is it right?
You: about 5% of the population
Stranger: It’s a large figure
You: yeah it’s fairly large
Stranger: and are you local?
You: local?
You: im from sydney
Stranger: It’s a big and beautiful city
You: that it is, have you ever been?
Stranger: No I haven’t
Stranger: but I want to very much
Stranger: :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: :)
You: where in china are you from?
Stranger: Chongqing,
Stranger: have you heard of it?
You: not really, but australians only know about european countries
You: though we know more than americans
Stranger: ha
Stranger: but china is more famous than before
Stranger: because its ecnomy and policy
You: how so?
Stranger: what do you think of china?
You: it’s huge
You: everyone there is an opressed peasent
You: most people are over 40
Stranger: yes it is
You: you have the worst pollution on earth
You: but
You: i love asian women
You: and i love chinese food
Stranger: ……….
You: also, you execute people for crimes of theft over $10,000
You: and you sell their organs to america
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
]]> http://cracksmokingducks.com/?feed=rss2&p=9 2 Omeglemania http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=3 http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=3#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:19:32 +0000 admin http://cracksmokingducks.com/?p=3 #log { padding: 1em; } .youmsg .msgsource { color: blue; font-weight: bold; } .strangermsg .msgsource { color: red; font-weight: bold; } .statuslog { color: #555; font-size: 0.9em; font-weight: bold; } .logitem { padding-bottom: 0.5em; }
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: h
Stranger: oops
Stranger: LOL
You: hoops are cool
You: let’s talk about that
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hoops hoops
Stranger: hoops hoops hoops
You: hoops^6
You: i beat you at hoops
You: :D
Stranger: my game is whack
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
You: sup daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawg?
Stranger: I have a small penisdick.
You: i have a red car
You: why do you have a small penisdick?
Stranger: FUCK YOUR RED CAR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 435/sdgfsfg/argfsethstjhsrjty
You: satisfied? now fuck off
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: yo bitch
You: sup nigga?
You: how’s life?
Stranger: good babe
Stranger: you?
You: pretty fucking sweet at the mo mo, where you from roller?
Stranger: yo mommas house
Stranger: shnap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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