Stop The Filter
December 18th, 2009Shaving FFFFUUUUU
December 7th, 2009
Trolling Is a Art, and a Art Worth Your Learning
September 11th, 2009Connecting to server…
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hi, australian?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: no
Stranger: I got to tell you something
You: ?
Stranger: I’m going to suicide in like 10 minutes, your the last person who I’m talking to
You: cool
You: where are you?
Stranger: And i’m going to my school first and shoot all my classmates
You: make sure you bring armour and explosves
You: fuck them up
Stranger: where can i get those? 
Stranger: i got no money, and it is illegal here
You: pipe bomb stuff all over the internet i heard
You: where do you live?
Stranger: Australia
Stranger: your going to hear about me in tomorrows news
You: ha for real, me too
You: cool
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Simon
You: last name?
You: how old are you simon? im 26
You: hello?
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Hilarious T-Shirts I Didn’t Design (’cept one, sorta)
September 11th, 2009http://www.redbubble.com/people/selecko/t-shirts/3744818-2-sabrina <– my suggestion 
http://www.redbubble.com/people/selecko/t-shirts/3743224-1-breakin
http://www.redbubble.com/people/selecko/t-shirts/3743010-4-silly-humans
http://www.redbubble.com/people/selecko/t-shirts/3742905-1-i-am-unstoppable
http://www.redbubble.com/people/selecko/t-shirts/3742650-1-mein-k-tzchen
go here for more – request! IT IS YOUR DUTY@!
Omeglenation
August 26th, 2009Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from
You: australia
You: you?
Stranger: Chinese
Stranger: I’m Chinese
Stranger: I think there are lots of chinese in australia, is it right?
You: about 5% of the population
Stranger: It’s a large figure
You: yeah it’s fairly large
Stranger: and are you local?
You: local?
You: im from sydney
Stranger: It’s a big and beautiful city
You: that it is, have you ever been?
Stranger: No I haven’t
Stranger: but I want to very much
Stranger: 
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: where in china are you from?
Stranger: Chongqing,
Stranger: have you heard of it?
You: not really, but australians only know about european countries
You: though we know more than americans
Stranger: ha
Stranger: but china is more famous than before
Stranger: because its ecnomy and policy
You: how so?
Stranger: what do you think of china?
You: it’s huge
You: everyone there is an opressed peasent
You: most people are over 40
Stranger: yes it is
You: you have the worst pollution on earth
You: but
You: i love asian women
You: and i love chinese food
Stranger: ……….
You: also, you execute people for crimes of theft over $10,000
You: and you sell their organs to america
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Omeglemania
August 25th, 2009Connecting to server…
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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: h
Stranger: oops
Stranger: LOL
You: hoops are cool
You: let’s talk about that
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hoops hoops
Stranger: hoops hoops hoops
You: hoops^6
You: i beat you at hoops
You:
Stranger: my game is whack
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You: hey
You: sup daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawg?
Stranger: I have a small penisdick.
You: i have a red car
You: why do you have a small penisdick?
Stranger: FUCK YOUR RED CAR
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 435/sdgfsfg/argfsethstjhsrjty
You: satisfied? now fuck off
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Stranger: yo bitch
You: sup nigga?
You: how’s life?
Stranger: good babe
Stranger: you?
You: pretty fucking sweet at the mo mo, where you from roller?
Stranger: yo mommas house
Stranger: shnap
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